merry christmas from the family

merry christmas from the family lyrics (Verse 1) Mom got drunk and Dad got drunk At our Christmas party We were drinking champagne punch And homemade eggnog Little sister brought her new boyfriend He was a Mexican We didn't know what to think of him Until he sang, "Feliz Navidad, Feliz Navidad" [Verse 2] Brother Ken brought his kids with him The three from his first wife Lynn And the two identical twins From his second wife Mary Nell Of course he brought his new wife Kay Who talks all about AA Chain smoking while the stereo plays Noel, Noel, The First Noel [Chorus 1] Carve the Turkey, turn the ball game on Mix margaritas when the eggnog's gone Send somebody to the Quickpak store We need some ice and an extension cord A can of bean dip and some Diet Rites A box of tampons and some Marlboro Lights Hallelujah, everybody say, "Cheese" Merry Christmas from the family Merry Christmas from the family [Verse 3] Fran and Rita dro